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February 28, 2019 Corporate SHIT poster

Avoiding weak-ass networks

Your professional relationships aren’t great because you’re friends with everyone you work with. Professional relationships turn skills & connections into value & growth. When evaluating the value of a relationship, people become too fixated on the level of power and “potential” that they never actually use.

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MoneyTechnology
December 19, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Kill billable hours

Effort-based measurement of productivity is fucking stupid. If you are paying or being paid hourly -and meaningful work is not being performed each hour- congratulations, you are discouraging progress.

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CompetitionMoneyTechnology
December 1, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Pricing

Learn to price your offering(s) so that you can be profitable, win in competitive situations, and not ruin everything.

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BossesMoney
October 24, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Promoting

This is not “10 stupid fucking ways to act desperate for recognition.” We are talking about how to climb the ladder on purpose. The mechanics of promoting.

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Busy desk means busy work
Leadership
October 12, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Too busy to do better

Day-to-day busywork wastes opportunities; it hurts you, your leadership, your company, and your customers. Say no.

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Leadership
October 11, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Job interviews suck

Sooner or later you’ll get interviewed, For a job, promotion, change, projects, etc. Interviewing has lots of stupid rules you can override.

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CompetitionLeadership
October 7, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Day of reckoning

If your leaders say change is too hard or “this is the way we have always done things” – get the fuck out.

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CompetitionLeadershipMoney
September 17, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

What are you doing?

Modern opportunities are winner take all because of the speed and scale of innovation. It’s about about how fast you can turn the tide of your company.

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CompetitionMoney
September 3, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Stay focused on value

If most of your time is spent on extraneous tasks, get ready to get fucked by a current or new competitor before you have time to take advantage of that wonderful 401(k) matching.

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Competition
August 20, 2018 Corporate SHIT poster

Specialize, motherfucker

Specializing is a delicate balance. If you overdo it, you will become obsolete or niche yourself out. If you underdo it, you’ll get overlooked in favor of focused people.

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